The apple juice of wine, do not let its sweetness deceive you. One can hardly call this wine, however you will get drunk if you drink enough of it. And like the poisonous liquid Dumbledore must consume in order to reach Voldemort's Horcrux necklace, it will make you keep drinking, and drinking, and drinking... until you dry out like some dessicated piece of fruit. The hangover is the worst part- having such a high sugar content makes your metabolism a little nuts. And the sugar headache.. oh my. The wine itself has no remarkable characteristics apart from 'juicelike', and 'grapey'.
Probably recommended for those who only drink alchopop chicks' drinks but can't drink wine, to drink from a wine glass to look like they are consuming real wine. ( I do this with cider for beer, quite useful til someone buys you an actual beer for their round). Or wine-pong. But students can do better. Hardly worth it!
BEWARE THE FRUITY LEXIA!!!!
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